How are you my friend?
On account of your "sickness" you were excused from our morning adventure through the streets of Mumbai (by the way we are currently still on that Tour and it is very good).
We were somewhat surprised to discover that you had recovered sufficiently to the extent that you were able to write a detailed critics' review of DHOOM 3. Your actions have been duly noted and upon further investigation, a suitable punishment has been determined. Due to your flailing state of health the fine master has acquired your 1000Rp daily allowance as you will no doubt have little use for it due to the necessary diet of water and dried biscuits that we anticipate you are consuming.
Please contact us if your condition continues to deteriorate.
P.S. Mitchell has requested that you do not soil his bed to spare from the suffering that Manks and I went through in Kolkata.
Patrick
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