Stumpy

Hey Jonts,

Good to hear your bowels are moving freely. 

Where are you on the Bristol Stool chart? I have attached said chart for your reference.

I heard some of your companians were teasing you about not receiving correspondence from your family….

Just a small message to say we haven't forgotten about you…. however we have replaced you.

Moseley has taken resident in your room and is holding no prisoners. Alexi went in to retrieve his wardrobe and almost lost an eyelash.

We even taught her to clean dishes and toilet outside the bedroom- which I think is an improvement on yourself.

On the upside for you I think Mum misses you a bit. I think she mentioned your name once. She may not have. She probably didn't.

Love you Stumps

M

PS   Has anyone seen the Hobbit? Skeeno reminds me of Bilbo. Has he put shoes on yet?