As many of you probably know, the roads in India are manic. Here I have made a Indian road code:
Speed limit: signs are posted around India with the speed limit - ignore these, they aren't correct. As a general rule of thumb you should be driving twice as fast as the posted speed limit.
Stop signs: don't worry about these, just keep driving.
Road lanes: ignore these too, just drive any where you want and on any side of the road.
Speed bumps: speed up for maximum bounce.
No horn signs: honk even louder.
To sum it up - ignore all road signs and signals. After all, it's your road and you should be able to do what you want.
Ben May
nice summary Ben...very funny.......not the best place to learn to drive eh but maybe a good place to send everyone over 80yrs to end their driving careers as by then you're too old to give a toss about rules too
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